Had those times during your sexy times that you gaffed and then laughed and laughed!? Me too! I figured I’d share a couple of funny gaffs in my sexy times and see if you’d share some of yours too.
I got this idea from the comments of a reader on one of my other posts.
I need a laugh, so I’ll show you mine. Will you show me yours? The following are injuries, scars, oops and whoops while having sex. Good times!
1) My first is the explanation of a scar. A dude named Tremaine (strapping Canadian fellow) has a scar right between his eyes that I accidentally gave him. See, I was giving him head in my living room while my roommate was asleep. I was really getting into it and he was really getting into it and we were kinda feeding off of each other. It got pretty heated. He was grabbing the carpet below him and grabbing around a little.. his body responding.. then he got stock still for a bit and I stopped and looked up.. his face was COVERED in blood. He said “what.. oh man.. keep going…”. I must have looked horrified because he suddenly seemed to realize he was bleeding and checked it with his fingers and realized his condition. I jumped up and grabbed his shirt and was just pressing it to his head when my sleepy roommate entered and then screamed. Apparently in our fervor we’d knocked over this tall wooden giraffe statue thing and the muzzle had hit him right between his eyes. It had made a racket neither of us had noticed. He’d known he was hit and it had hurt, but he’d been really liking that head.. so.. he’d kinda recovered. The funniest part was that we were both still naked and laughing about this with my roommate for a minute before my roomy and I noticed his dick swelling.. looking at her and then me..
My roomie huffed, spun on her heel and stalked off. I laughed. “Wrong answer there hero.” Dang.. I have to run.. well.. I’ll comment with more later. Show me yours!!!