Tag (I'm Not It)

Imagine my surprise when I checked my comments and found Narcissist had tagged me in a fun little game going around the blogosphere.  I have never done this before but I am happy to participate (and annoy many of you by tagging you as well.)

So, let’s get to it!

1. Post these rules.

2. Post a photo of yourself and eleven random facts about you.

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Wartenberg Wheel. Mmmmmm.

  • I am only 5’2″ tall and I wear size 9 shoes.  I  have large hands and feet for a girl.  If I was a guy people would think my dick was huge.  (My vagina is NOT huge)
  • I’m killing time before a potluck.  I walked all the way to the ferry, rode the ferry, walked to my car, drove here, and got out of my car and then dropped the pie I’d carried through all of that right on its face in the parking lot.  Plop.  (It’s a bakery pie).  I picked it up, decided it didn’t look too bad, and will take it to the potluck.
  • I do not like Easter Rabbit items.  Things like salt shakers and costumes and figurines.  They are creepy.  Look at them!  They often look really evil with their red eyes and pointy ears and big teeth.  I’m telling you that if a child falls asleep near one of those it’ll eat the child’s face.  It’s just waiting..
  • I recently talked with a guy online about fun Dom stuff and then exchanged Fetlife profiles and had to send him the sentence “It’s not gonna work out”.  He asked why and I said “I’m Jewish”.  His profile was COVERED in NAZI fan items, costumes, pics of girls in SS gear.. it was creeeeeeepy.  I’m really only Jewish by blood and not by faith, but still.  He tried to explain that he didn’t care if I was Jewish and it was just that he liked the uniforms and stuff.  He actually had a bumper sticker that said “I love Nazi’s”.  Regardless.  Anyone with copious amounts of Nazi gear and SS love is just NOT my kinda people.
  • I always said I hated 69, but I’ve really begun to love it with Traveler.  We got all carried away, kissing and rolling around and playing with each other and we ended up once in a modified 69 position and it was HOT.  It happens from time to time now in a variety of positions and I love it.
  • The smell of RollerGirl’s deodorant turns me on.  It’s some kind of flowery Secret I think.  Every time I had sex with her I think she’d just put it on or something, and now every single time a woman wears that particular deodorant and I smell it I get wet.
  • I like to make mini pies and cookie baskets for Christmas and give them out as presents.
  • I’m always really confused when exes act stupid after a breakup.  Why would someone tell you they loved you for months and that they want to be friends and then talk a load of shit about you the next day?  Especially when they said none of that TO YOU?
  • My favorite color is black.  I’m not goth.  I just really like black.  It’s a beautiful color.  I hate that people often tell me it can’t be my favorite color.
  • The new Bonobo Album is totally addictive.  I can’t stop listening to it.
  • I would like a non-poly or young or slutty boyfriend/FWB so that he had a decent sex drive when we are together.  As much fun as it is to watch Netflix, and I DO love snuggling and watching things, I have a wicked high sex drive and I like to explore.  It’s hard to do when they only lay you once per date, pretty much always.

3. Answer the questions given to you in the tagger’s post.

Narcissist’s questions:

If you could have any super power what would it be?  The power to read minds at will.

Dogs or Cats? I like both.

What is the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?  What kind of panties are you wearing?  I just want to know what I’ll have in my mouth later.  (umm?)

Beer or Wine? Neither

What is one thing that makes a person undateable?  I have a laundry list.  Racists, child abandoners, cheaters, liars, drunks (active), thieves, pot heads, Rastafarian, overly religious, very very overweight, very sadistic, bad communicators, and untreated mentally ill people.  On a funny note.. anyone who was really into astrology, alien abductions, big foot, psychics, zorastronism, wicca, or anything else I see as terribly woo-woo.  I might have sex with them though.  🙂

 Bacon or Sausage? Bacon.  Crisp.

What is the worst show on television?  God.  I don’t know.  Um.. anything with the Kardasians?

Challenger or Mustang? Challenger

If you could be become a member of the opposite sex for one day, would you?  Hell yes.

Why?  It’d be cool to have people assume I could stuff and not have to prove it.  That and I’d like to have a penis and balls.

What would you do in your new body?  I would have lots of sex, would lift lots of heavy things, and would enjoy myself immensely.

4. Create eleven new questions…

If I gave you four locations, anywhere in the world for you to have free homes and all the necessities for them, where would they be?

Where do you part your hair?  Assuming you do…

Where, on your body and other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed?

What is it like when you are jealous?

Would you give any of your friends or friend’s lovers a go, if you could and it was all okay?

Would you pay for sex, if you knew it was absolutely safe, if was really affordable, and it would be fantastic?

What do you want to have happen to your body when you die?

There.. I only felt like 7 questions.

…and tag new people to answer them.

Speaking out on Sex

Rarasaur

Polysingleish

The Corruption

The Mental Illness and Non-Monogamy Blog

Second Thoughts Twice

KDaddy23

BettyHomebanger

The Love Manifesto

Seth Snap

Suzie81

drats.. other people I want to tag have pics on their blogs and I can’t check them from work.  Hm.. I reserve the right to tag more later.

5. Go to their blog/Twitter and let them know they’ve been tagged.

NO TAG BACKS!

Have fun!

1 Comment

  1. I’ve been really bad at replying to tags in posts, but I like to answer the questions! Let’s see– (1) South Texas, Central Madrid, Manhattan, Tokyo (2) On the right because my hairdresser said I’d lose hair in my thirties if I kept parting it down the center! (3) Shoulders (4) No idea, I’m rarely (if ever?) jealous. Had to confirm with the husband, but yes. If it happens, though, it’d probably be awful. (5) Nah, the things I’m most attracted to in friends, I’m least attracted to sexually. Dave’s a rare crossover. (6) Nope, I’m cheap. (7) Cremation. 🙂 Fun questions!! 🙂

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