Talking with Cleveland, I asked if he knew the Hungarian word for pussy. I’m classy. What can I say? I always ask when I hear you know a language other than English. He’s Hungarian. He thought a moment and said “I never learned the word for pussy”.
I was incredulous. He’s a native speaker! What do you mean? He said “my mom never told me the Hungarian word for pussy”. Well.. sure. That makes sense. I asked him for the word for vagina. He didn’t know that either. I asked what his mom called it and he said she just never referred to it. People are strange. Can you imagine never referring to a vagina? I asked, “you never even had to talk about like.. not kicking little girls in the vagina?” That cracked me up. Thinking about that later, it cracked me up that this was my example, as though this is something naughty little boys are always doing.
So.. I looked up the Hungarian words for pussy. Hilarious. Read the description.
Oh.. little cunts are made of sugar and spice and everything nice…
Cleveland said “I have a deeper appreciate for the language. It’s either really open-minded or just plain misogynistic”. Awesome.