I think I’m having a midlife crisis. Or maybe it’s that thing you go through when you are getting divorced from your decade long relationship and you are an adult with no one to weigh in.
I’m getting my pussy pierced.
Two months ago I got my nipples pierced. I learned about how they affect sensation and wanted them. I waited because Traveler’s other lovers had piercings and I didn’t want to be like everyone else. I waited because my husband didn’t really like them and my other boyfriend sort of disliked them, and suddenly sans Great Date and Hubby I thought.. fuck that. I’m getting what I want. Who cares if Traveler dated a girl that had them. That can’t be a reason I can’t have them too. I love to have my nipples played with and piercings really enhance that sensation. I had never gotten them because of the prohibitively long healing time. It can take about a YEAR for them to fully heal. Then I learned how they increased sensation and how much fun they could be sexually, and that you could begin playing with them relatively quick and just had to hold off on the rough stuff… Um.. sign me up.
It’s been really easy. The first one didn’t even hurt to pierce and the second one I swear hurt less to pierce than my ears. I forget them most of the time. I had a little reminder this past weekend with a relatively minor mishap, but overall I couldn’t be happier. You still can’t pull or twist them because they are still healing after all, but they almost never hurt and you can pinch and lick them and holy guacamole does that send me. For maybe the first time in my life I like my breasts. They are so cute. I have little barbells in them with little silver balls. I am looking for cuter ends now.
So… now I’m piercing my pussy. More accurately I’m getting my clitoral hood pierced. I heard of women piercing their clitoris and how they could lose all sensation and immediately rejected any sort of vagina piercing as crazy. Oops. I believed a wives’ tale. Piercing the clitoris is exceedingly rare and not done at reputable shops. What they pierce is the hood, or fleshy skin over the clit or in some cases pierce under the clit in what they call a triangle piercing. Both of these are meant to stimulate the clit with direct and indirect stimulation to the area. Meaning- when you have sex it makes the ball on the bar or ring stimulate the front of the clit (the hood piercing) or the back (triangle piercing). You can of course play with it directly too to some pretty fun effect. Not only are they cute… they’re little orgasm helpers. Yay.
It’s also a total myth that you’ll lose all clitoral sensation. I checked. It’s a myth.
Also, because this skin is so thin it’s relatively painless to pierce and heal and it heals wicked fast. You can play with it in days (with a little care) and it’s completely healed in about 4 weeks. Huzzah! That, and it’s really cute. I don’t want to get nailed as an adult blog and censored, so I’ll let you discover this yourself on Google. Look up “vertical hood piercing”. Cute huh?
Now, it’s just the matter of when to do it. I’d like to plan it to affect as few dates as possible. I’m thinking Sunday. If I get it later on Sunday I should be healed enough for gentle fun by midweek. Cleveland seemed pleased and satisfied to learn that he could at least lick the area very very quickly. (See why he’s amazing?) And Traveler is a piercing enabler from way back. He is letting me perv on his pics to get ideas for jewelry and piercings I might like. So helpful. Heh heh heh.
It’s kind of a sexy time for me. I think I’m also going to get bangs cut in my hair. Yep. It might be a midlife crisis or a divorcing detour, but whatever. I am excited about my shiny new membership to the kink club, and my newly pierced nipples. I’m going to love my beautiful pussy piercing too. I can’t wait to try it out.
***correction- I am going to a polycamp at the end of this month and want to be able to swim and canoe and stuff, so I’m waiting until after that. Sigh. ***